The Low Down

Crash victim lives off dew, crackers

The good old 'survives horrible accident story.'

R.A.V., a diabetic security guard from Monson, Massachusetts drove his SUV deep in thick brush on October 3 on way home from his work.

Missing for four days he lived off Wheat Thins and dew off leaves.

Heard days after the crash yelling by a local neighbor, he was found and taken to the hospital.

In the next of edition of this issue you will see how Magavier would have escaped a similar situation.

posted by Kombucha @ 10/09/2006 02:16:00 PM