The Low Down

Source of Deadly E. Coli Is Found

This is pretty cut and dry.

The E Coli scare occurs as spinach is not a viable vegetable.

The Illuminati of Vegan Coalitionaries conspire, as the owners of many hundreads of acres of spinache and other vegetable farms, to remove the bad name from their precious spinach and to throw the blame else where - cows.

Cow manure is framed for being the source of the e coli. This is intended to also drop reach for all things cow. All of this is pushed while cows suffer from E coli fed to them through spinach.

The rest of this dwindling spiral can be avoided by carrying on eating meat and ridiculing non-medical, un-obvservably benefitial diet conformists who deep down plot domination of the world.

posted by Kombucha @ 10/13/2006 12:21:00 PM